yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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