Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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