dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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