Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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