hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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