come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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