Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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