Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
operation have a gay friend backfired
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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