I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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