It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize
