I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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