are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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