farters have to be the big spoon...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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