The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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