I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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