he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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