i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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