i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
