Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we're making bets on your personal life
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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