Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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