Don't you send me to vm
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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