There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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