I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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