1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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