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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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