I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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