It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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