I wannas sexs uuuuu
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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