Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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