Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it was like eating out sand paper
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
