you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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