drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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