dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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