at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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