I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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