Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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