ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
