i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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