what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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