It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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