your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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