We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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