Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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