Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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