Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Randomize