So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
True strength comes from lack of pants
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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