My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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