Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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