The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
as a side note pls kill me
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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