A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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