On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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