He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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