Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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