your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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