There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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