Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Randomize