wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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