giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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